if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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