The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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