i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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