I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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