what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I need to align my fucking chakras
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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