That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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