But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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