you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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