Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My bed smells like the plague
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