Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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