we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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