dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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