He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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