I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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