garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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