I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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