i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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