Cold hands, warm shart.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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