we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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