I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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