ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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