do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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