Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Why is your signature on my underwear?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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