I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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