ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
