just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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