my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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