I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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