in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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