I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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