Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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