please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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