Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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