let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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