do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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