just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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