we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
