I'm jealous of your bromance
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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