Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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