Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The feeling are messing with the penis
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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