Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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