"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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