I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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