He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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