I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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