belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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