Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
