he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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