Jerry, you need to find god
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
