what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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