The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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