if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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