ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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