what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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