i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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