So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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