You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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