Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think i got beer on your cat.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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