Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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